Chirp Chirp

I think my dad would love eating gluten free all the time - and not just when he's with me - because the crackers taste and look just like bird seed.

And he loves birds. And then we can sing "I'll Fly Away" together. In harmony. With his guitar. Except I'll be terribly off key because I can't really sing. But it will be great. Me and my dad. Two birds of a feather. Eating birdseed crackers together. I can just about guarantee you neither of his sons would eat birdseed with him.

There isn't a dad alive that would wish for a son if they had a daughter like me.

Splish Splash - I see a bird bath!