an L on the shape of her forehead

Do you ever do something and then right after ask yourself
(because I talk to myself absolutely always)
"WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

Case In Point:

My dashboard had a warning that was in RED letters

"REAR TAILGATE OPEN"

so I said to myself
(because I talk to myself absolutely always)

"AFTER I get pulled INTO the garage I will make sure it is latched all the way."

This is the point - that had I been thinking instead of talking to myself - I would have SEEN instead of HEARD what was about to happen.

**insert the sound of metal and wooden garage here**


hmmm.....maybe - possibly - OK probably -

To be most certain

I forgot to shut the back tailgate after unloading groceries.

If I have heard my husband say it once I have it heard it thousands of times.....

They don't call those idiot lights for nothing